Courtesy of the American Conservative Daily:

The Senate voted 58-42 on Tuesday to confirm Samuel Alito to the nation’s highest court, putting to bed the most partisan Supreme Court nomination battle in recent memory. – FoxNews

Knowing that America is DOOMED because a right wing, bigoted, anti-woman, anti-child, anti-little guy, anti-abortion nominee has been approved liberals across the country have taken the only step they have left and have begun to commit suicide. After all, it’s so hopeless and nothing can compare to the future of personal responsibility that they will now have to endure.
—Yeah, we can only wish!

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