Trust me when I say you absolutely have to get this book! Clintonisms – The Amusing, Confusing, and Suspect Musing of Billary which is edited by Julia Gorin and is a proud product of the vast right-wing conspiracy, is raucously funny, eye-opening, sobering, and at times, enough to make blood shoot out of your eyes as Glenn Beck would say…

When I sat down to read this small book, I wasn’t sure what to expect. When I started reading, I started laughing and insisted that my husband sit down and listen to me read it out loud so we could share the fun and wit within. By the end of the book, we had learned many things about the Clintons that made a lot of sense and just made us furious at the sheer arrogance and elitism that surrounds them. However, in the midst of all that, the wit and presentation in this book is incredibly funny and insightful.

The author, Julia Gorin, is described as follows:

Julia Gorin is among the most recognized names in conservative comedy. In 2004, the Atlanta-Journal Constitution ran Julia’s jokes and photo alongside those of Jon Stewart and Jay Leno in a special election humor feature. She was profiled in the 2005 book South Park Conservatives and her jokes are among the “1,500 Best Jokes Ever Told” in Penguin Group’s newly released Complete Idiot’s Guide to Jokes. She has appeared on Politically Incorrect, Hannity & Colmes, Fox ‘n Friends, as well as on ABC, CBS and NBC news programs. Her articles frequently get her invited on talk radio, and have been objected to by the offices of former UN Secretary General Kofi Annan (whoever that is), and his future successor Bill Clinton, aspiring “President of the World,” as she calls him.

I was so thrilled with this book, I may just buy it in bulk. EVERY conservative, independent or semi-sane individual should have a copy and I sincerely recommend that you do not drink ANYTHING while reading it – that is unless you like snorting liquids. Here’s a taste:

Happy F—-ing Flag Day
“Where is the G—damn f—-ing flag? I want the G—damn f—-ing flag up every f—-ing morning at f—-ing sunrise.”

- Hillary Clinton, to her staff at the Governor’s Mansion Labor Day, 1991

Viva La Revolucion
“We just can’t trust the American people to make those types of choices. Government has to make those choices for people.”

- Hillary Clinton, to Illinois Rep. Dennis Hastert about health care, 1993

and one more…

Constitution, Shmonstitution
“We can’t be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans to legitimately own handguns and rifles.”

- Bill Clinton, March 1993

“The purpose of the government is to rein in the rights of the people.”

- Bill Clinton, on MTV, 1993

You can get this priceless book at Amazon for about $10.

ISBN 10: 0-9787213-3-0.

I want to sincerely thank Tim Woods at Sterling & Ross – Cambridge House Press for sending me a copy. Their site is at www.SterlingandRoss.com. Tim – one of the best books I have EVER had the privilege of reading, laughing and crying over!