A Census Story…

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SNL – funny as all get out – warning, adult content… Watch the last skit – Betty White and the Census.

Now that you’ve enjoyed SNL, thought I’d share my census experience with you that happened earlier today.

The doorbell rang and being the unsuspecting sap I am, I answered it…

A young, pretty and nice girl was on the doorstep saying she was with the census. Like I couldn’t figure that out by just looking at her. She might as well have ‘Obama’ tatooed on her forehead. Any way, she was all smiles and very polite.

She asked if she had my address right. I said no and told her she could correct it. She then wanted to ask me those @!#$ questions on the form. I put on my biggest smile and said as sweetly as I could: “I know you have heard this a lot, but I’m only going to give you the number of people living here per the Constitution.” She said that that was totally okay and did not ask me another question. She then left on her merry way…

I’m sure she checked off the box marked: ‘Enemy of the State’ on the bottom of the form, so congrats to me! I’m on another enemy’s list I’m sure. But at least they haven’t carted me off – yet… 🙂

One thought on “A Census Story…

  1. I answered the census the same way: 2. Now that I’m seeing more and more stories like yours, I figure they’ll be stopping by to see me soon.

    Another enemy of the state.

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