By: Snarky Basterd
Feed Your ADHD

Try it.

Sing the chorus of this song the next time Big Sis’ goons want to pat your crotch and grab your breasts to see if you, a law-abiding American citizen, are planning to blow up an airplane.

See how long they continue to keep groping us for no reason other than to give Janet Napolitano a hard on.

Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch me there, where
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch me there, where
There, yeah

Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

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And from The People’s Cube:

Janet Napolitano Unveils New TSA Public Relations Campaign