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By: Terresa Monroe-Hamilton

Herman Cain delivered ‘shock and awe‘ not only at the Republican debate, but by winning the Florida straw poll decisively. In fact, he didn’t just leave the other candidates in the dust, he left them several states over. Just how ‘decisively’ you ask? Well, let me enlighten you:

• Herman Cain: 37 percent
• Rick Perry: 15 percent
• Mitt Romney: 14 percent
• Rick Santorum: 10.9 percent
• Ron Paul: 10.4 percent
• Newt Gingrich: 8.4 percent
• Jon Huntsman: 2.3 percent
• Michelle Bachmann: 1.5 percent
• Gary Johnson (not on ballot)

That, ladies and gentlemen, was a good ole’ fashioned political stomping. Well done, sir… And I can’t think of anything that would tickle me more than a Tea Party candidate knocking the crap out of RINOs and Progressives on the right. So, even though it is still very, very early in the race, I want to take a few moments to bask in the win for Herman Cain and let our readers get to know him better.

Herman Cain is the ex-CEO of Godfather’s Pizza. He brought them back from the brink of financial ruin, he can do the same for America. Contrast that with Obama, who has not only taken America to the brink of the financial Armageddon cliff, but is doing his damnedest to sling us off said cliff. Cain was the Chairman of the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City – I’m willing to overlook that one. I truly believe he is a good and honorable man.

Cain has no political experience, which I consider a plus. In fact, it endears him to not only me, but the Tea Party movement. He’s not sullied with political grime on his hands.

Cain hates taxes. Glory freaking hallelujah! His 999 plan is one that even I can get behind. Check it out. The plan is simple and elegant, plus Cain supports the Fair Tax. My kind of guy.

The 999 Plan

• A 9% tax on Corporate Profits
• A 9% Personal Flat Tax Rate
• A 9% National Sales Tax

Yeah baby… If 10% is good enough for God, then 9% should be plenty good enough for the US government. I love this guy!!! Actually, I have liked Herman Cain since the first time I heard him speak.

Cain is also no slouch in the brains department. He has a Bachelors in Mathematics and a Masters in Computer Science from Purdue. A degree in the hard sciences… Imagine that, a leader who can actually ‘do’ as opposed to ‘organize.’ And I’ll bet there’s not a communistic cell in his American veins. They wouldn’t dare.

Herman Cain was also a ballistics expert in the Navy. He is a strong proponent of the 2nd Amendment. In other words, he’s sane and wants Americans to be able to protect themselves, not get slaughtered by a bunch of violent, Progressive anarchists. Go Herman, go Herman!

Cain is the author of four books on leadership. And a leader the man truly is. He’s also a survivor of colon cancer and he HATES Obamacare. Better and better and better.

Herman Cain is also a Christian. He contributes his talents at his church near Atlanta, Georgia. And he is staunchly anti-radical Islam. Don’t listen to the left on that one. I know for a fact that Cain is for vetting everyone that works in the White House. That would mean firing EVERYONE currently there. No Progressives, no communists, no socialists, no Marxists, no radicals, no apocalyptic Jihadists and no Israel haters. They would never even get through the front door, much less slink out the back.

He wants to increase our military defense and that is very, very comforting. Peace through strength should always be the way. Cain is a strong Constitutionalist and knows American history. He is not a globalist and that folks should make all of America sigh with relief. Cain is also for securing our borders and for promoting a legal path to citizenship. I could just about hug the guy. And for dessert, he wants to get rid of the regulation monster. Is that Cass Sunstein I hear screaming and pulling out his hair? Sucks to be a Marxist if Cain wins.

But, best of all, Herman Cain is an American, not a Progressive elitist. He’s a Tea Party member, he’s one of us. Herman Cain has lived a real life and can lead a real recovery in America.

Right now, today, Herman Cain would have my vote. He is my current favorite. Welcome Herman Cain, the man of the hour and Citizen Cain may just become President Cain.