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Hat Tip: BB

“It’s been five years since I appeared here in New York in person like this. It’s been too long. I remember I arrived here in 1988 from Sacramento, California, and I learned so many things when I got to this town. One of the things I encountered was reading, I think, the New York Post’s Page Six. It was a story about edible panties. I remember saying, ‘I didn’t know they had taste buds down there.'”

“So this is going to be a fun ride. We were just talking backstage about Herman Cain. The last thing I heard about Herman Cain was that he’s considering getting out of the race. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire — and there’s generally two media people rubbing sticks together to create the smoke.”

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