Dumb Ways to Die – Redux

Attempted Assassination Of Free Speech Campaigner Lars Hedegaard

Islam critic survives assassination attempt

Try to assassinate a hero and being stupid at the same time does not mix. The gun jams and these two intellectual giants decide to jump the wall into the Hippo enclosure which the police then seal off. I hope these asshats get to snuggle with the Hippos, who are near-sighted and very grouchy. They tend to kill first and not care later.

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