Citizen Scribe
With apologies to Direct TV’s Marketing Department …
When you’re a rabid socialist,
You are desperate with envy …
When you are desperate with envy,
You work for a corrupt government …
When you work for a corrupt government,
You get away with crimes …
When you get away with crimes,
You get power hungry …
And when you get power hungry,
you kill cattle and steal ranches.
You forgot a line.
So don’t be a member of the REID family and you won’t be a rabid Socialist who thinks he can kill cattle and steal ranches.