Of course the FBI would not lie. After all, they’re headed by that paragon of honesty: Eric Holder. And they outsource their PR to that bastion of accuracy, Media Matter For America. Lets list the things they would never be dishonest about:
New Black Panther Voter Intimidation
Goldman Sachs Fraud Investigation
Giving Guns to Drug Lords
Nepotism
Hiring Discrimination on Political Ideology
Domestic Warrantless Surveillance
Suing Pollsters over Unfavorable Political Results.
On second thought. you’ll hear the truth on MSNBC before you hear it from these guys.
Of course the FBI would not lie. After all, they’re headed by that paragon of honesty: Eric Holder. And they outsource their PR to that bastion of accuracy, Media Matter For America. Lets list the things they would never be dishonest about:
New Black Panther Voter Intimidation
Goldman Sachs Fraud Investigation
Giving Guns to Drug Lords
Nepotism
Hiring Discrimination on Political Ideology
Domestic Warrantless Surveillance
Suing Pollsters over Unfavorable Political Results.
On second thought. you’ll hear the truth on MSNBC before you hear it from these guys.