By: Snarky Basterd
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PRESIDENT OBAMA has been caught in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, DC Hotel with a former campaign aide, sources say.
And now, a hush-hush security video that shows everything could topple both Obama’s presidency and marriage to Michelle!
Vera Baker was a previous finance director for Zero, and is striking:
But, still: Dude. You’re married! How do you think this sits with your children?
At least we now know why Michelle has Zero’s balls. How do you think you’d fare after pissing this off?
BUT CAN IT BE TRUE?
You really do have to wonder about the validity of this story. After all, we do have so much contradictory evidence indicating that he’s a bit light in the loafers.
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