From CNS News:

“Click it, flip it, turn the handle to the right, turn off the water, twist the handle real tight.”

So begins a song about climate change, available for downloading from the EPA’s Web site. The EPA says we should “blast out” the song at our Earth Day celebrations — “because if this won’t save the planet nothing will.”

The song tells children, “The climate is changing and that’s a fact, bears don’t know when to take a nap, On top of that it won’t be cool when the flood waters rise and mosquitoes rule.”

I have one word for you: homeschool.