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By: Toddy Littman
“I just wanted to apologize to you for being such a steadfast ideologue.
“My goal when I came into office… Well… Actually, I didn’t have any goals (at least not the ones you thought). Many people knew this country was suffering from a great case of guilt, people like George Soros, Oprah Winfrey, Warren Buffett, and Bill Gates, as well as many other millionaires and billionaires were well aware of this educationally imposed sense of guilt. It is a guilt that was given a voice by my Community Organizer mentor, Saul Alinsky, who figured out how to articulate, package, and sell what Marx and Engels had written about in the Communist Manifesto of 1848.
“Bigger government, as was done during President Franklin Roosevelt’s tenure, created a myriad of traps upon the wealthy, as Progressivism has a duty and responsibility to minimize wealth under the guise of at least appearing to make things fairer. Centralized government power structures, by any name, have never been fair, and the United States deviated from this ancient model in recognizing and protecting Individual Liberty. FDR’s actions were to take the financial crisis of his day and use it to cause a variety of fundamental changes to government that, in the more Progressive day and age, naturally led to a need for that .001% of the people, those supporters and friends of mine of extreme wealth I named above earlier, to have done some things they feel guilty about to be so wealthy. This is why they support me so easily, as they use the very system of Capitalism to undermine it, while, I, by my physical appearance as a Black man, am able to drive the idea of another, collective guilt, race and the corollary of a collective solution, such as why most of you voted for me in 2008, you knew that I, Barack Obama, am your collective solution.
“Now in 2010, that I’ve been responsible for higher unemployment among Blacks, that I’ve proven I have no genuine affinity toward Israel, and that I have no trouble denying the oldest, as well as real estate wealthiest, institution on Earth, The Catholic Church, their religious liberty, irrespective of the limits of the First Amendment, and, as a crowning achievement, that my record shows that, I believe in fiscal responsibility by cutting $500,000,000,000 (yes that’s “Billion,” with a “B”) from Medicare through the Affordable Care Act, even if it leaves seniors literally at the hands of the Health and Human Services Secretary’s discretion if they live beyond a certain age, that I must now use a completely different tactic in 2012 that, of course, assumes you’ll vote for me because I know you will, just because I am Barack Obama.
“So, this time, I must keep you all from looking at my record, from paying any attention to how poorly I have treated you and the entire country in my tenure as President of the United States, as that is the only way I can keep you from realizing how I exploited you with empty promises leading up to the 2008 election, where, of course, you voted for me, Barack Obama, and I won.
“You’ve already seen some of this campaign’s strategy, where I claim that everything brought forward that disagrees with my policies are “an effort to create a wedge issue” and “divide the nation,” where I am claiming you elected me to do what I am doing, no matter how destructive it is to you, in a way that you’ll agree with me it’s the right thing to do. That’s how I have positioned myself as appearing to be the one being dominated by 1/2 of 1/3 of the government, a Black man as President being oppressed in doing what I claim you want me to do. I am truly brilliant at duping you into submission.
“Sadly, by my election in 2008, America showed there is no longer an institutional racism, at least of any national conscience and/or scale, and that means I can’t use the 2008 claim “that’s racist” when someone challenges one of my oppressive government policies anymore. This is only reinforced by my record which exacerbates the fact that I have abused my power. The last thing I need is you seeing how I alone am claiming certain prerogatives, essentially the prerogatives of Royalty over you, that I am asserting and using against you the same prerogatives as the Executive branch of government throughout the nations of Europe, and the rest of the World, because their people didn’t found their government subservient to them. I’ve made a calculated decision that many of the experts from universities I hired as czars has affirmed that you have no idea that you’re the Sovereign of America, that you have no idea how to stop me from using powers the Constitution never gave me. I am the embodiment of a coup to overthrow the lawgiver in America, to take this Sovereign Prerogative that belongs to you for myself, just because it should belong to someone like me, Barack Obama. My capabilities are of such power solely due to your belief that government has any of the powers they claim, and we just bypass you knowing that you, nor any other American, knows how to challenge that power without falling into one trap or another that allows us to stamp you as a criminal or threat to the United States Government.
“I mean, here you are considering voting for Mitt Romney, my Progressive brother, a man who has even come forward and said, “my views are Progressive.” Go, look it up, it’s right on youtube.com. What I would have given to be Mitt Romney, to have my father have been a Saul Alinsky student, raising me to be a Progressive with direct training from the Master, Alinsky himself. I can say, without any hesitation because I am Barack Obama, that, in that environment, I would have probably known before age 15 (the same age when Mitt Romney started campaigning for his father in Michigan) what my political views were, and been an activist in high school to make sure Progressivism’s root in America had, long before now, destroyed the sense of freedom and self-government that Americans believe in. Progressivism, taught by Community Organizers, is the sole force undermining America by undermining its values, its founding principles, all done by persistent perverse use of religious maxims of good.
“So I wanted to apologize to the Blacks, Jews, Catholics, and Seniors for having completely exploited you in 2008, but that’s just politics, and the way of power. I mean, if you don’t realize I lack transparency of any kind by now and don’t care about you, I know you’ll vote for me anyway merely due to your 2008 ego investment, and that well-taught stubbornness instilled in you by your NEA Progressive education. I know there is a persistent need for controversy in your need to be right. You show it even during the most insignificant conversations. Yours is the generation of Progressive chaos, to which I am here to bring Progressive Order, and that is why we created the chaos in you, and know how to make you do exactly what we want at any time. I am your Progressive Savior of you from yourself. Remember you did vote for me in 2008, and, as we all know most Blacks, Jews, Catholics, and Seniors, especially those Seniors in Progressive AARP, will vote for me even 10 years from now when our national debt is $30,000,000,000,000 and more, if America lasts that long, which my policies assure it will not unless the nation is willing to become part of a worldwide Progressive order of government. The benevolence of survival as a slave instead of death does appeal to most people, so again I, Barack Obama, win. Think about it. I already took out those who would be the biggest challengers to such a government, Osama Bin Laden, Al Awlaki, and Qaddafi, and I am poised to use the U.S. Military as an International Hit Squad to take out others, no one is stopping me.
“So, going back to my apology, as I’ve always said…. Well…. Actually, I’ve never said anything like this but you have to believe I did, so I say that I said that at the beginning of this sentence, to be boldly clear, it’s the following words you’ll never hear from me, ‘I am sorry my policies were wrong for America. I love America and believe each person is within their Individual Liberty to act and care for themselves, that government has no place in directing what private People or Institutions do.’ By reverse psychology, and leveraging against you your 2008 need-to-be-right ego investment from voting for me, I just guaranteed that you folks will vote for me in 2012 and I thank myself for that, because by being me I proved to you that voting for me again is just the right thing to do.
“I cannot wait for 2013 when I will have another super majority to further abuse you and the rest of America with. Just because of me, Barack Obama, and what I just said, how I said it, the timbre of my voice, cadence and other psychological manipulations I’ve used on you for years, I will be ruler again! Starting in 2013 I’ll be able to do more of what we did those first 2 years I was in office, and cease from focusing on jobs and making sure Americans are working thanks to you Blacks, Jews, Catholics and Seniors who have such an undying faith in me no matter how I exploit and abuse you. My ability to gain your willingness to be oppressed, to have your country destroyed from within, and your family, neighbors, friends, and relatives suffer, is remarkable isn’t it? I am the one and only Barack Obama.
“This fits so well with our plan. When Michelle runs to be the first African-American Woman President you’ll have me in the White House for another 8 years. A new family dynasty achieving what the Clintons and no others could because they don’t have me, Barack Obama, and my ability to ruthlessly exploit and abuse the American people for my own political purposes.
“Barack Obama 2012 and beyond.”
And now to emphasize the truth of the above letter parody:
And in a correlative point regarding this continued racism promoted by Barack Obama, imagine a Caucasian president launching “White Americans for John Doe”….
Thank you for reading,
Toddy Littman
