By: Nancy Morgan
Right Bias
TOP IDIOTS OF THE WEEK:
Rep. Xavier Becerra (D–CA) earns our Top Idiot of the Week award. He is caught laughing out loud when a staff member from Ari David For Congress suggests that they start off their SEIU meeting with the Pledge of Allegiance.
A teacher in Winnipeg also makes this week’s Top Idiot list. At a high-school pep rally, she decided to express her inner slut. The ensuing lap dance was outrageous enough that she was told not to report back to work. She may be out of a job but she has garnered her fifteen minutes of fame, with the video of her lap dance becoming an internet hit. Ah, trade-offs.
Speaking of fifteen minutes of fame: A woman who calls herself Angie the Atheist is desperately seeking her own fifteen minutes of fame. She decided to live-blog her drug-induced abortion. She posted updates on Twitter as she killed her own fetus.
The number of outright lies issuing forth from our public servants hit fever pitch last week. Since these whoppers were virtually unchallenged by the old media, RightBias.com has been forced to ad yet another category to our Top Idiots of the Week Awards.
BIGGEST WHOPPER OF THE WEEK:
President Obama takes top honors, as he stated to a crowd of CEO’s that he was not a socialist. Adding insult to insult, he also stated “I am a firm believer in the free market.” Since his actions say the opposite, we can only conclude that the left has, once again, redefined the offending labels.
RUNNER-UP:
The Environmental Protection Agency, responding to complaints about its December findings about the threat of greenhouse gases, issued a statement Friday saying that the “science is settled.” Since the old media has declined to report on the fact that the science behind global warming claims has been totally corrupted, we can only suggest that the EPA start tuning in to Fox for the straight poop.
HONORABLE MENTION:
In the midst of record snow fall all over the U.S. and a recent admission from global warming advocate Phil Jones that there has been no warming since 1995, Father Earth, Al Gore, is sticking to his guns. “The climate crisis is worse than we thought,” Gore said with a straight face. Yawn…
A top Obama administration scientist on Monday struck back at climate skeptics who claim that record snowstorms this winter have undercut evidence of global warming. “Weather is not climate,” he informed the nation. Inquiring minds want to know: Since when?
Obama make our list yet again. He hailed Wednesday’s one-year-old economic stimulus law as ‘an accomplishment that staved off another Great Depression and kept up to 2 million people on the job.’ Right….
MOST IDIOTIC STATEMENT:
One of my favorite actors takes top honors this week. Jeff Bridges stated, “Barack Obama is my champion; I am rooting for him – he said we can eradicate childhood hunger by 2015.” That Bridges can believe Obama’s utopian promises says more about Bridges than about Obama. Sigh.
MOST IDIOTIC LAWSUITS:
The family of Rachel Corrie is suing the Israeli Defense Ministry for the death of their daughter 7 years ago. Remember Rachel? She’s the useful idiot that stood right in the path of an Israeli bulldozer and got, well, bulldozed. Here’s a thought: How about Rachel’s family be held accountable for never teaching their daughter that if one stands in front of a moving bulldozer, one will be bulldozed. Duh.
Sluggerrr the Lion — the mascot for the Kansas City Royals — is accused of poking a fan’s eye out with a steaming hot wiener during a Major League Baseball game last year … and now the team is being sued over it. Hey, a weiner is better than a sharp stick.
So many idiots, so little space.
Till next week, keep smiling,
Nancy Morgan
RightBias.com
